Quest for the Mountain Dew

[kijana]

Darth Kijana opened the large steel door of this cavern. As he walked inside he saw a rope bridge over a cliff that looked unstable. Down below the bridge was a river of oozing lava. " Looks like going down isn't a possiblity" he said to himself. Then kijana looked across the cliff to the other side of it. He looked Kijana walked back over to the bridge seeing it was his only way across. He stepped on the wooden plank as the rope let out a creeking sound, this bridge was not going to hold him. Kijana backed up to the entrance of the cave and then sprinted as fast as he could to the edge cliff and leaped with all his might. He was airbourne for about fifteen seconds using all of his force power to propell him over the cliff and with a bang he landed on the other side causing rocks where he landed to break and shatter. He made it to the other side on one piece, he was doing better than he thought

[>kabra<]

"You know, there was another, more sturdy bridge some distance that way," Darth Kabra commented, pointing to the left. "Nice leap, though." She had been watching her apprentice in mild amusement, deciding not to tell him about the bridge until after he had gotten across. It was more fun this way.

The Sith walked over to the edge of the cliff, looking at the lava river flowing down below. She frowned, studying the glowing, red molten rock. "Do you have a cookie?" She asked Kijana out of nowhere, still staring at the lava.

{{Don't ask, I'm hyper!! BWUAHAHA!! *Ahem* Uh...what planet are we on?}}

[kijana]

{ the only planet where mountain dew grows wildly the planet of Aloc Acoc.. you have probaly heard of them they were in the galactic news because people were dieing from hyperness from there soda's lol)

"Let me see I have" said kijana looking through his robe " I have a rope, a duck, a skelton, a lightsaber, Laptop, Notebook, Fireworks, a Panda, Coke"
After Five Hours of looking kijana finally got near the cookies.

" A cage, a rabbit, a Jedi pin, Jabba the hut, ohh here they are" Kijana said pulling out some cookies " ohh wait these are sugar free... darn" and with that Kijana threw them into the lava " No one likes the sugar free cookies". Kijana put his hands in his pocket looking at the lava before pulling them out allong with a bag of oreo's "here they are" yelled Kijana. Kijana handed the oreo's to Darth Kabra.


" We should get going now" said Kijana to Kabra. They should have entered the second room 4 hours and 59 minuetes ago. Kijana approached a dark black door and focus his mind. With in seconds force lightning was bursting out of his fingers and hit the door. As thousands of volts of power was put in the door it clicked and flew open.


"Thanks for teaching me that" said Kijana

[>kabra<]

"I wasn't teaching you, actually, I was punishing you...but still. I don't need the cookie anymore," she said, handing it back to her apprentice. "I just wanted to see how hot that lava actually was. I was going to throw them in the lava, anyways." She had been a little disappointed when Darth Kijana had thrown the sugar-free cookies into the lava river without consulting her first, but it had been amusing to see how many things he was carrying in that robe. 'I guess it's true...black DOES make things look smaller.' Though, it was rather odd...

The Sith master stepped into the door, raising an eyebrow as she observed the surroundings.

"Are giant green koalas native to Aloc Acoc?"

[kijana]

"Only to these cave....they movied here to get away from the tiny snakes that invaded" said Kijana walking up the giant " Let me handle this"

"ehy hrth eh gthube wiwn bwubeyvx cookie ehhbnybte bannah yuiwywwbh delicious" kijana said speaking to the giant in Accusol there native tongue " he says that he can take us to the mountainous dewous which is the latin name for fridge full of mountain dew."

Kijana followed the giant green koalas up a set of steps. They stopped at giant elevator and Kijana got into it. " This elevator is one of the several sugar vators which is made of pure sugar. Try some"

[>kabra<]

Darth Kabra narrowed her eyes in suspicion. "Where did you learn so much about this place? I thought it was remote and unknown to the Republic?"

{{OOC MOMENT--Is randomly assuming that the rest of the galaxy is pretty much a republic...new or old, doesn't really matter.}}

She followed her apprentice to one of the elevators, giving the giant koala a cold, indifferent glare.

"This elevator is one of the several sugar vators which is made of pure sugar. Try some," Kijana said.

Kabra blinked. "What?"

[kijana]

"Yeah taste some" said Kijana taking a peices of the elevator and putting it in his mouth.

[[OCC: Yeah]]


Kijana took out his lightsaber and cut a big chuck out of the elevator " Here you go" Kijana said handing his master a giant piece of sugar. The Elevator tilted to the left alittle when the sugar was cut.

[>kabra<]

{{OOC: I'm randomly bringing Keesa into here, hope you don't mind. Unless Xismab pops in, she's hear without a master. Just because I really don't know what's going on, and I really don't care, because this is pretty much random. We don't need to make sense. I'm insane. XD}}

Darth Kabra ignored him and stared at the elevator as it tilted. "And if we eat it, how exactly are we going to use it?" She shook her head at her apprentice as he munched on part of the elevator. And then, she heard a voice.

"Stop in the name of...of...are you eating the elevator? NO!! STOP!!!" A feline alien ran into the area, dressed in a Jedi robe. She had earphones in her ears, but one of them had fallen out and was dangling behind her. "If you flyyy away tonight, I want to tell you that I love you, I hope that you can hear me..." She started singing, closing her eyes and forgetting the elevator for the moment.

{{OOC--I don't own the song. But I do love it. Yes, is very good song...um...just don't ask. Randomness.}}